Ello...

It has been a long time since i last blog here. The past month have been going on great. Well lets talk about touch rugby. We had 2 competition in 1 week and in both competition i came in third. The first competition was on the 20th of May organised by SMU(S'pore Management University) and the competition was held at RP(republic poly). I was really nervous about the competition because we haven't had competition for about 3 months and i didn't know what to expect out of all the other team especially RP because they beat us during our last meeting at the ITE invitational. I had fun during the first few matches because most of them playing have no or very little experience in touch rugby. When it came to playing against RP, my heart start to beat at a rate of 369m/s. Well guess wat happen? We lost again to them but no fret because we will be meeting again during the IVP which might be held this year. The second tournament was held on the 27th of May at Yio Chu Kang stadium organised by Blacks rugby association(S'pore). This is unlike the normal touch rugby game. It is a 3-against-2 tournament where the 3 men are attacking and the 2 men defending. The rule is also different from the normal touch game. To keep it simple, everything about fun touch is complicated. Well i wasn't that nervous in this competition because we are confident that we will at least be in the top three and lucky for us, we came in third. Nothing much to say about this tournament because there isn't a lot of thing happening. All i can say is that one of my teammate got lucky and received a girl's e-mail address.

It has been a great month for me other than the victory that i have achieved during the touch rugby tournament. Lets go in chronological order.

1)AC Milan won the champions league final against Liverpool.

2)Watched Pirates of the Carribean on the oppening day and most probably watching it again.
3)Hmm... Basically that is that. I think i could not remember everything right now because the event happened within 1 month and i have a short memory span. Maybe i'll share about my experiences earlier next time so this unforseen event will not happen again. Soo sorrrryyy about that.

Well I have a few pictures that you might find it cute. So enjoy!

Hi,

Haha... Well all of you must be wondering why i have three different nickname when i sign out on the previous post? The first nickname is the name that i gave myself because i really like to own a hummer someday and if any of you recall watching Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo, there is this character who's name is Heinze Hummer who have this very huge thing below. Well all i can say is that i admire him and i wish to be like him. Haha... The second nickname is given to me by my touch rugby friend and it is only the abbreviated version. If you want to know what it stands for, u can approach any of the touch rugby guys and they will be happy to tell you what it stands for. The third nickname is given to me by my friends at work. They say i look like oscar the grouch from sesame street because of my eyebrow. Well at least he is cute i guess.

Alot of things have been happening to me over the span of 1 month. I have gain 3 kilos within 1 month and i guess it is due to me eating to much and not having enough exercise. I have set up a plan for myself to lose all those mass that i have been gaining lately and i seriously need help from all of you. Lets say if you see me eating more than the amount that is required, STOP me. Going to the gym has lately been kind of like a chore to me because i have to travel all the way to Somerset just to keep myself in shape. It is kind of ridiculous but what the hell i have got to do what i have to do.

Enough about myself. While working on labour day, i came across two customers who dress up according to the type of dressing that is required by Islam. But guess wat? They were revealling more than what they cover. One of them wore a pink semi-transparent shirt where if you look at her top 'assets' you are able to see the bra that she is wearing. The second one wore a G-string and guess how i know that she is wearing one? She took a seat on the chair outside the shop and since there is a transparent glass that allows the person at the counter, where i am standing, to see outside, i can't help myself but to focused on what she was wearing down there as she is the one who wants to show off what she is wearing inside. Don't tell me she can't feel that her shirt is way to high to cover her back? Well the malay have a word that best describe them 'MINAH TUDUNG'. Haiz why do they have to disgrace the religion that way. What will people from the other religion think of us? It is better for them to remove their head scarf and reveal their hair than revealing all the other stuff with a head scarf on. But what the hell, i enjoyed myself making fun of them with Fauzee and Khalifah. Haha

Well that is all for today. I am hoping that AC Milan will win tonight against Man U so that i can rub it to all the Man U fans that Man U is not that good after all. Going off to bed because i do not want to miss the match tonight. Nite

Yours __________,
HAnz HuMMEr